"i am obsessed with ice cubes. obsessed." -drew barrymore

so i have a few current obsessions:

1) watermelon
can't get enough of the stuff.
this morning, i ate half of a half of a watermelon for breakfast.
i'll go eat the other half (of the half--commonly known as a fourth) later.
it's just so yummy.
the best date i ever went on was with a guy that was allergic to sugar.
we went to this outdoor theater thing.
but before that, we went to smith's to get some snackies.
but we couldn't eat sugary things...obviously.
so what did we do?
we split a watermelon.
literally.
we bought a watermelon, and cut it in half. like with a knife.
then we dug in with spoons,
spit the seeds at the people in front of us,
and then drank the juice.
at one point, i probably looked a little like this:

needless to say, it was amazing.

2) the karate kid
i went and saw that movie last night with a couple friends.
i guess you could say i'm obsessed with jaden smith.
or zhenwei wang.
that would be a true statement.
because i love both those boys.
i also love jackie chan.
but who doesn't?
i came away from that movie ready to learn kung fu.
it was that amazing.
i'm also obsessed with this song.
it plays during the credits.



i never listen to it just once.
i usually listen to it like 4 times. in a row.
so naturally, i know every single word.
i even got the mask kids to like it.
and they don't even like justin bieber!
that's how good it is...

3) PSYCH
i don't really know the words to use to convey the extent of my obsession.
so here are some videos to help you get obsessed as well.





one time, i was with some friends, and one of them tried quoting psych.
he quoted it wrong.
don't worry, i corrected him.
and then told him which season and episode it came from.
i don't mess around.



4) the new geico commercials
i do miss that little green lizard fellow.
but oh how i love these new commercials!!
they are genius!
here is my favorite:



5) this other commercial
while we're on the subject of commercials...
here's my other favorite:



6) everybody loves raymond
i am obsessed with this show, thanks to the lovely naomi.
it's just the greatest.
i could watch it all day.

7) the office
i have recently come to grips with reality.
and i love this show.
pure genius.

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i may or may not spend too much time watching tv...