“sorry, this user already has too many friend requests.” –facebook

yeah this is what facebook told me and brooke when we tried to add kirby heyborne as a friend.
 
{this picture is for those of you that don’t know who kirby heyborne is.}
bet you didn’t know facebook said that, did you?
let’s go back to the beginning so you get the whole story…

so today i realized what an amazing stalker i would be.
i was looking at a facebook page where people recorded different funny things that this one guy said.
(kind of like “overheard at byu”)
i’m not friends with this guy, but he was one of my TAs last semester.
i met him once, but… it’s weird.
anyway.
so i was on this page.
and the most recent posts had all been done by the same girl.
i had seen her around and knew that they were friends.
ok so maybe i facebook stalked this guy and saw that she had a lot of pictures with him.
whatever.
so i started facebook stalking her.
i noticed that she had a blog, so i clicked on it.
i scrolled through it, and at the bottom was a link to her other blog.
so i clicked on that.
then i was looking at it, and going through the names of people that followed her blog.
i wasn’t really paying attention until i read the name “Kirby Heyborne.”
yeah he followed her blog!!
so then me and brooke went to his website.
then we started facebook stalking him.
we then saw he was friends with corbin allred, who was the star of saints and soldiers.
then we started facebook stalking him.
but then we missed kirby, so we went back to him.
we noticed that he only had 4,923 friends.
that’s when we realized that he probably just confirmed anyone that friend requested him.
so we decided to do it.
brooke did it first.
but, instead of telling her that her confirmation had been sent,
here’s what it said:

“Sorry, this user already has too many friend requests.”

…and all we could do was hit the “Okay” button.