11.20.2010

“i’m bluffin with my muffin…” –lady gaga

so i have this friend named jared gay.
the other day, he kindly reminded me that i needed a blog update.
which is true.
so thanks j-red.
you da bayst :)
so this might get a tad lengthy, because it’s been a while…
but i have some stories to tell.
quite a few.
ok so like 3.
but they need to be told.
so here we go…

story #1
once upon a time, it was the month of october in provo.
now in provo, october = halloween.
well that’s how it is in other places too…
whatever.
the point is, that jcho decided that everyone in our apartment be mario characters for halloween.
{i gave jeehee the nickname “jcho” because she’s like the asian version of jay sean. yeah.}
she would be mario.
i would be luigi.
allison would be toad.
brooke would be princess peach.
kim would be the question mark box.
and rylee would be a random hawaiian person walking around, playing the mario theme on her ukulele.
it was going to be epic.
especially since we were having a costume party.
and we would be able to show off our adorable costumes.
so it was the day before the party and we needed to go shopping.
where do we go to find overalls?
DI.
naturally.
except we couldn’t find overalls!!!
ok that’s a lie.
jcho bought a pair.
they were from the children’s section.
6XL.
but she fit into them.
so that was fun.
and i had to settle with a big jumper/dress/thing with overall-looking straps.
i figured i could just cut it and tuck it into my jeans.
here is the end result:
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{in case you are confused, this is a picture of idiot asian farmer mario man and idiot mama luigi.}

so we decided to scrap that idea.
except we scrapped it like 20 minutes before the party started.
but we put together our own costumes.
and we rocked it.
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{thug and asian pocahantas.}

yeah we were pretty legit.
there are pictures on facebook.
otherwise i’d put them all up right now.
it was a fun party.


story #2
one night, the 6 of us, two guys from our ward (jake and garrett), and justin and reilly went to divine comedy.
we had to go stand in line so we could get good seats, so we were gone from like 7:30 to 11.
now, we never lock our door.
unless we’re home sleeping.
we used to.
but then people started forgetting their keys and getting locked out.
so that was fun.
anyway…
so we come home from DC
and what do we find?
we’ve been heart-attacked!!
literally.
ok remember those valentine’s day candy heart things?
the ones that are kind of nasty?
ok take 32 bags of those
and throw them all over our apartment.
like all over.
all over our floor,
all in our cupboards,
in all the dishes in the cupboards,
in the dishes on the counter,
even the ones with stuff still in them,
in our fridge,
in our freezer,
in our microwave,
in our oven,
on our beds,
in our sinks,
in our shower…
everywhere.
that’s what our apartment looked like.
so we gathered them all up,
and took a picture.
naturally.
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don’t worry…my roomies then decided to count them all.
why?
no idea.
but we’re at like 6,854…or something.
we keep finding them.
there wasn’t a note or anything, so we didn’t know for sure who did it.
we all had our suspicions,
but it wasn’t until our dear friend,
francis christian burton the 3rd,
told me that if i bought him blue bell ice cream
he’d tell me who did it.
so i did.
it was him.
the little nut.
the roman gardens prank war has been restarted!!
we will win.
so watch out.


story #3
so about 3 months ago, the tickets for harry potter 7 part 1 went on sale.
so naturally we bought 6 tickets, one for each of us.
dumb idea.
why?
one, we wouldn’t be able to take any other friends or dates or anything.
two, no one else bought tickets for a while, so we weren’t gonna go with a group from our ward or anything.
but whatever.
it’s harry potter.
after a few changes in plans, it ended up that brooke and i were going to a later showing with these two guys we invited.
not really like a date.
ok so it wasn’t a date at all.
whatever.
anyway, and everyone else was going to the earlier showing.
along with one of jeehee’s friends and this other guy in our ward.
jeehee decided that we should go stand in line at 4.
so we get there at 4:30.
brooke and i go to find our line.
there was a tent in line.
and that was it.
so brooke and i decided to stay with jeehee and her friend til other people showed up.
we didn’t go get in our line until like 8.
we were the second group in line.
behind that tent.
so we sat in line, played some uno, ate some pizza, drank some hot chocolate, listened to music…it was great fun.
then we watched the movie.
yay…
it was great.
no really…it was :)
then we came home.
i went to bed at 4:30.
i set about 30 kazillion alarms so i would get up at 7:00 so i could go to work.
i kept putting off getting out of bed, telling myself i had a few more minutes.
the last time i looked at the clock, it was 7:23.
i fell back asleep and didn’t wake up until 12:15.
i didn’t even call into work and tell them i wasn’t coming in.
oops.
it’s ok.
everyone will live.

whew!
that was lengthy.
at least you’re all caught up on my life.
but now it’s time for breakfast in bed.
so that’s all folks!
over and out :)

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