10.20.2011

“high school relationships are like protractors: confusing, and pretty much useless outside of high school.”–jono

as i was reading the origin of species by charles darwin, i realized that i had no idea what the heck i was reading.
so naturally, i went to sparknotes.
along the side were random little article things telling me to take a study break and read them.
so i did. obviously.
the first one was about the do’s and don’ts of courtship.
this girl was asking this guy named jono about dating advice.
here are the two most important gems i gleaned from that experience:
”high school relationships are like protractors: confusing, and pretty much useless outside of high school.”
and the other--
“hannibal lecter once said that we covet what we see every day, which is a a very insightful observation. then he ate a dude. which i suppose was not as helpful.”
after i read that, i was so enlightened that i went out and bought some chocolate covered cinnamon bears.
moral of the story—chocolate-covered cinnamon bears make the world go round.
true story :)

1 comment:

Rylee Tallulah said...

This is the most pointless thing I have ever read. Thank you for bringing a smile to my face :)